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Canada Demotivational Poster


CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.


TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am, #159992
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159989
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159988
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am, #159987
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #159986
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am, #159984
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159908
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm, #159905
WE WIN!!!
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm, #159903
4-2 -_-
Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am, #159047
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm, #158999
WOOT!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158998
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158997
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158996
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #158995
shootout
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm, #158989
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158977
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158976
FACK!!!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm, #158975
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm, #158974
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm, #158971
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm, #158969
d*** THE SWISS!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm, #158960
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm, #158947
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm, #155749
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm, #155747
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm, #155741
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm, #155156
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the **** out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am, #154955
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am, #154923
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm, #154851
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm, #154807
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm, #154765
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am, #154716
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am, #154696

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am, #154692
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm, #154671
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154663
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154662
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm, #154661
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm, #154660
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm, #154639
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm, #154632
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm, #154630

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm, #154629
Sweet poster!


CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled


TAGS: canada csi aboot
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:24 pm, #136125
you should have sen what happened when they found them....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:20 pm, #136102
I thought that show was called North of 60. Hmm...maybe that was my cholesterol.
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm, #136101
Aboot a size ten eh.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:13 pm, #136100
Hey R@per if you happen to encounter any rogue mooses in the next little while, remember this tip: play dead ... by lying face down with yer arse up in the air. Just trust us on that, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:30 pm, #136089
Asking fer some cement overshoes eh ra**r?.......concrete galoshes?...........Paper Mache Mukluks?
LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 12:14 pm, #136085
Just wait until the Canadian Motifake Mafia hears aboot this one, eh? 5 Meese!


The Eh Team -


TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by jdog97

ughomer - July 12, 2013, 11:49 pm, #247683
Hah!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 4:23 pm, #247657
That's pretty funny eh? Hoser! Thanks for the 5L chuckle.


SNOWMAN LIFE -


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm, #245236
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm, #245218
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm, #241548
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!


MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense


TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm, #79276
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm, #79274
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm, #79271
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm, #79267
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention


TAGS: culos canada roast
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by culos

IxCHIEFxI - May 27, 2012, 9:01 am, #235237
HILARIOUS I love it, I moved to Canada in January and the milk bag took getting used to. I love it here, but seriously...why?
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:35 pm, #232153
Canada's been selling milk in cartons for longer than I've been alive, bud. It's the plastic pitcher-bags you don't have in the states, and might require some instruction for. (That said, we stopped using glass bottles decades ago as well).
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:36 pm, #211060
I think he's from the russian breakaway republic of a**tonia
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 1:31 pm, #211059
Ray....We all mock each other here, I'm Canadian and I don't let it bother me. Culos doesn't mind when I make fun of....uh?..... What lame a** euro country are you from again Culos?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 1:09 pm, #211058
My guess is because he is French Canadian, and he is probably a separatist.
rerun - January 28, 2011, 1:03 pm, #211057

How can one be Canadian against ones will?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 12:56 pm, #211056
Ray, he was kidding. If you are going to hang out around here, you have to have thicker skin. And dish a little back. It's all in good fun, eh.
RayRules - January 27, 2011, 10:32 am, #210982
How can I be the "arrogant" one when this poster clearly mocks Canadians? (which I am against my will)
culos - January 26, 2011, 2:06 pm, #210877
As far as I can see this is not written in French! Not even in Franglais....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 12:42 pm, #210871
Easy there buddy. lot's of Anglos here. It's comments like that that encourage the "Quebecois are arrogant" stereotype. (Also, It's true):)
RayRules - January 26, 2011, 12:21 pm, #210868
I'm French Canadian and I've never seen such a thing in Quebec. It's probably intented for those Anglophones...:)


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am, #242905
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm, #236966
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm, #236933
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm, #236932

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm, #236931
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm, #236928
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm, #236927
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm, #236925
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm, #236924
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm, #236923
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am, #236899
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am, #236898
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236885
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236884
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm, #236880
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm, #236876
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm, #240558
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm, #240557
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epi***h When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am, #240515
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am, #240513
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am, #240509
Classic 5L .


CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.


TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by angus90

CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm, #167392
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm, #167388
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm, #167387
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Baren**** Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm, #167386
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm, #167385
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm, #167382
*heard
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm, #167381
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm, #167380
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm, #167378
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm, #167370
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm, #167369
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am, #167317
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




CANADA - They have the best signs.


TAGS: canada signs
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by nejicanspin

TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #101152
Only in BC! You west coasters are weird!
LyleC - July 28, 2009, 1:17 am, #101149
That's my home town - another of ours is http://www.pbase.com/jjdorsey57/image/55663941 which has DEFINITELY slowed down traffic!
Cobra Commander - January 12, 2009, 8:42 pm, #51574
I bet the grrr,bark,woof is dog for dont shat here
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:50 pm, #16835
and the worst beer
Kel - August 25, 2008, 3:54 pm, #16670
England also had one of these. In Yellow ;)
BOB CHIN - August 13, 2008, 2:42 pm, #14292
AND THE MOST LITERATE CANINES!


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




CANADA - ...is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. -Tommy Douglas


TAGS: humor funny canada
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 25, 2009, 10:55 pm, #139946
Thank you, Derek.
Derek - November 25, 2009, 9:33 pm, #139930
Heheh great!


5.5 EARTHQUAKE IN ONTARIO - Relief help is pouring in from Europe and the US. Please contact the Red Cross and give what you can


TAGS: earthquake canada
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by gil

rerun - June 28, 2010, 8:27 pm, #182362

He was a little tough, taste like chicken
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 8:24 pm, #182360
The flamingo knew too much...he won't be coming back.
Sean - June 28, 2010, 3:55 pm, #182308
Some of my lawn furniture is still unaccounted for. Ok, I actually mean the lawn flammingo, but still, we're very worried. Won't you please give? *sigh*
sickartist - June 28, 2010, 8:11 am, #182238
hahahaha 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:32 pm, #182205
Are you Canadian gil?
Zealot - June 27, 2010, 9:42 pm, #182193
i actually felt that one, im in rochester


PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -


TAGS: flag america canada allegiance
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

culos - December 10, 2010, 9:59 am, #206259
When it's good it gets the votes.... 5 epic sammiches, who's the biatch now ??? LOL
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 9:43 am, #206256
just awesome!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:25 am, #206255
My first poster to make the top rated page...Thank you all =)


CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*


TAGS: dog efff that canada tribute
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

premiumgrade - January 14, 2014, 9:12 pm, #252178
Don't sweat it Bartimaeus. Cheese is cheese to the pup unless he's a contributor to Cheese Connoisseur magazine. 5Lions. Good work.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:41 am, #218794
Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.
cheesewhiz - May 18, 2011, 11:52 am, #218713
Fail! Easy Cheese is NOT Cheese Whiz. Look at the actual can and the fact that it says "Easy Cheese". Like I said, FAIL!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:16 am, #186570
zzzip hahahahhaha
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:47 pm, #186558
It's bacooooooon!
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:05 pm, #186502
zzzzzziiiiiiipppppp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 2:03 pm, #186501
It's not just you.....but it is you in the pic right?.......don't lie.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #186500
Sure thing, Moo+. I'm glad you like it. I mean, is it just me, or does it look like this guy is thinking EXACTLY what's on this poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 1:42 pm, #186498
Well done Bart. Don't forget to post it to the forum. 5L


MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....


TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by culos

szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm, #243516
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm, #232177
Looks more European to me.


BROWNING HI POWER - Keeping Canada Free Since 1939




devils and dust -


TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am, #257368
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm, #257333
That Was Great .


CANADA -


TAGS: canada cold cold
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:58 pm, #232144
Umm... pretty sure that's a typo. First, Labrador City temps only drop to about -40C at the lowest (avg winter temp is more like -20C) and second, the temperature outside does not vary based on the age of your child. O.o


PARENTING -


TAGS: adversity footsteps canada
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:01 pm, #198203
step on the back of my shoe again...and you'll learn the meaning of a whack attack!! 5L
Neener - October 13, 2010, 9:32 pm, #198197
Excellent!
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm, #198194
Love this one!!!


DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: canada mom tribute zing
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Zreiser - February 9, 2011, 5:56 pm, #212087
I love this! First poster to actually make me laugh all week!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm, #211986
Excellent Face, 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:05 pm, #211970
A special one. You get access to a whole new level of cool fonts as you progress here on motifake and being a mod i have access to the full range of fonts this site has to offer.
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm, #211969
The title anyway...
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm, #211968
What font are you using for this?


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152772
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm, #152673
thats so true! 5L


NINJA TRAINING -


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am, #190741
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm, #183729
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm, #150633
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm, #150630
That is one big moose


DRONE-ON...DRONE OFF - Canada introduces latest technology supporting Troops in Kabul




YOUTUBE MAP FAIL - The "insight" maps are very insightful... ...where did Hudson Bay go?


TAGS: canada youtube map geography fail insight
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Mike

The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:50 am, #122069
Must be taken during the last ice age!
me - July 1, 2009, 12:05 am, #91994
global warming will add water to the oceans by melting ice caps, not reduce water
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:35 am, #79181
Global warming? i mean why not?


Canadian Airforce -


TAGS: canada airforce fighters are expensive
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by RKembleRO

maoworks2 - September 27, 2013, 7:52 am, #250089
Best Sound Of The Season. EH Where's The Beer 5 Maple L's .
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:07 am, #250042
Yep and have you ever tried to clean up one of their bombs?


EARTH -


TAGS: earth globe space canada eh
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223300
to see canada, please flip to back of the poster
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 10:49 pm, #223299
Art you glad he took the time to find a satellite picture of Canada.. Oh wait
ICEMAN - August 20, 2011, 5:39 pm, #223289
Art who?
mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:39 pm, #223286
witty...5L


THE TRICK IS TO BREATH THROUGH YOUR NOSE EH -


TAGS: july calendar cold canada eh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - July 1, 2011, 9:28 am, #220825
5 blocked noses.


Somewhere in Canada -


TAGS: somewhere in canada
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 4:53 pm, #251995
BRILLIANT. Just not quite enough duck ***e to meet code...
maoworks2 - January 6, 2014, 11:45 am, #251993
Me Like That .5 Bottoms Up L'S
MissPriss - January 6, 2014, 11:17 am, #251991
Oh I can tell you exactly where in Canada!


COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.




CANADA - we speak three languages in Quebec English, French, and Hockey


TAGS: canada hockey french thewolf
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:06 am, #179747
That's certainly the way it was back in the 60's & 70's. Nice to hear the culture endures :-)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:46 pm, #179741
LMAO! Ultimately, they pulled through, though. I just love great hockey. I have favorite teams, but I don't care if they lose in a good game. Defective, I know... but I just love the game.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:44 pm, #179740
that was tough week after that loss. I still have nightmares about the avatar bet loss
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:42 pm, #179739
Gotta speak hockey..... since they're not playing it! Blew yer wad in the olympics!


CANADIAN CAMO - so this is what we send to the desert, that will work




AMERICANS LOOKUP TO CANADIANS -


TAGS: americans canada
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 7:51 pm, #198715
Watch yourself new guy. There are a lot of Canadians on this site.
TheOmegaMan - October 17, 2010, 7:20 pm, #198711
What else can be said? Canadians love to go down on Americans...I mean TO America just like Pamela Anderson did.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:51 pm, #87257
But I hear that they keep a diary of when the Gov's window blinds are open and closed, eH!
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm, #87251
Lemme see...He had a big, long nose...a stupid-looking hat - with big antlers on it no less...and an "I hate Sarah Palin" b***on on his lapel.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #87243
Uhmmm, LD, buddy, this doctor you saw, did you ahve to cross any borders to get to his and/or her office? Just a little theory I'm working on.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:53 pm, #87228
Back from the panic...saw a Doctor aboot the speech-thingy. He said "Drink a bag of milk and call me in the morning."
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:52 pm, #87227
Is there any cure for that peculiar speech impediment you guys have up there, eh? OH SH*T! You guys didn't say it was contagious! What's that aboot??? AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:10 am, #87121
obviously they do. I'm allowed an hour of internet after group sessions, aren't I.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am, #87118
Ya'll need some serious psychiatric help. Hope CanadaCare pays for that too.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #87111
Had to get some of my composure back. You got me good.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:44 pm, #87108
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:42 pm, #87107
That's it. I"M TAKING MY BALL AND I"M GOING HOME.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm, #87105
Apparently not.... you're still messaging.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:28 pm, #87102
I can take a joke. I take my life don't I?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87101
Long-winded explanation aside, well played, mooooooooo.... well played, indeed. (dance, puppets!)
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87100
so it was at -50% before? Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #87099
I'm a fan of any cruelty of that sort. I don't use it much, as the people who are use that cop-out make me want to hurt puppies. They have a sense of humor right up until it's something unfunny to them.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:25 pm, #87098
It's funny because I really do have a sister. And that b**** drives me nuts.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #87097
Deep breath... ok. My admiration for you just went up 150%
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #87096
I know I'm a terrible person. Fictional Jesus is very, very angry with me.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #87095
You bastard! d*** near typed an apology for joking about your moose-whoring sister. Heard she did a wallaby once ... but all in all, still didn't care for Australia.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #87093
Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Hook, line and sinker. I go nuts over the "don't go there" stuff.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #87092
Godd*** comments. I need to refresh more.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #87091
Nah, I was just f***ing with ya,Eh?.......Yeah, I went there.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #87090
Thanks for what? Me? Putting this on me?
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:15 pm, #87089
I knew that was gonna bite me in the a**.Bobviously I was directing that at WTFO and ME. My sister passed away last week (cancer) So thanks for that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:14 pm, #87088
When money runs all systems, this is what you get... America. There is a lot of good to say about advances in medicine from our universities. On the other hand, pharmaceutical companies pay lots of money to make sure cures don't come about too quickly.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:13 pm, #87087
And don't call me Christ. Thor or Zeus, are both fine.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:12 pm, #87086
Oh, sorry moooooooooooooooooo. Is there any truth to the rumor that a moose once did your sister?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:11 pm, #87085
It might be that at the end of the day, America remains the exception for reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. But we of course wish them well.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm, #87084
Christ! Shut up already. This site is supposed to be funny not informative.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm, #87083
Those are some good points Me, but I think our American friends have some difficulties that Canadians don't. One seems to be illegal immigration (coupled with the inability to legally deny critical medical care), the other seems to be the Tort system ...
Me - June 14, 2009, 11:05 pm, #87082
All that being said, as much as I despise the Government having a hand in any sort of service outside of Military and Police, I don't really see any viable option. Leaving the poor to die, is inhumane, me paying for me and then them is bad business...
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:59 pm, #87080
And one other myth is this notion of "Rationed Care." I think that any Canadian here will attest that health care is not rationed in any way, save if you count Triage as rationing, but since all hospitals I know of use triage...including those in the US
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm, #87076
With Care being the operative word vice Insurance. This system a**umes that it is every citizens responsibility to contribute to ensure that everyone is cared for. That being said you still need a Gov. Issued Health Card to receive any benefits.
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:51 pm, #87075
The American's work on a system of Health Insurance, where those who can pay do, those who can't (or are under Fed Coverage) are paid for by the taxpayer. Canada, and most other industrialized countries, use a system of Health Care
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:49 pm, #87073
WTFO, I know it's a common myth. And I appreciate the retraction. I think the difference in the health care is as you state a very complex problem. I (personally) believe it to come down to a difference in semantics.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:55 pm, #86981
insurance and they will make the govt's available for those poor disinfranchised folks. But who the hell is going to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it as an entitlement? Nobody and the taxpayers will pay the bill.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:54 pm, #86980
and see for yourself how well those programs work. Also, the US health care costs are high because taxpayers are already paying for the uninsured and illegal aliens' health care. The govt is telling us now that if we want we can keep our current health
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm, #86979
my own experience as a US serviceman on how well our govt handles health care. They provide us with a govt procured (read lowest bidder) HMO, TriCare (or as we call it Tri to get Care). When you retire from service you go to the VA. Do a little research
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:47 pm, #86978
they need. However, there are Americans that go to Canada due to cost issues. In both countries the quality of hospitals vary wildly. While the one you speak of may be great, other provinces are a different story according to my research. I can speak from
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:44 pm, #86977
Adam, your statements overreach the truth. The World Health Org lists Canada as 30th in the world. Also, there a Canadians that come to the US when they get tired of the red ***e of a "single-payer" govt insurance and they can't find the specialized care
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:42 pm, #86976
Me, you are correct that the 9-11 terrorists did not come into the US via Canada. My mistake and I apologize to Canada. Unfortunately, it's a common myth.
Me - June 14, 2009, 4:25 pm, #86958
WTFO, you're wrong the attackers did NOT come across the Canadian border, heres a ref, but look it up ANYWHERE: http://www.nationalpost.com/scripts/story.html?id=1520295
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:43 pm, #86953
because they can't afford the ****ty health care you guys have. They're afraid of losing everything they have to hospital bills, so they come up here to get the treatment they need without worrying about massive bills.
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:41 pm, #86952
WTFO, thats bull****. People do not come to USA for special surgeries. Canada has some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world, particularlt here in Edmonton at the U of A. I've met many people who have come from USA to get treatment in Canada
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:33 pm, #74054
One of the differences between Reagan and GWB was that Reagan was smart enough to move on to a new enemy every year or two. Keeps things fresh, y'know? Bush picked only one (rather, was picked by) and kept it.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:28 pm, #74052
It's actually not much of a secret that governing bodies try to unite the people by giving them a common enemy. Principle's been around since ancient Greece. Why? Because it works.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:01 pm, #74048
mostly. Christian, jew, muslim no matter they all perpetuate hate for hates sake. You are obviously obsessed with whatever allows you to hate the most! Keep your focus hate and thats all we will ever have.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:57 pm, #74046
And then you taught them to fly planes. Typical to look for anyone else to blame. Arrogant pride led to the infiltration of your country. No 1 person/country carries as much blame for the 3 towers as the u.s itself. Actually organized religion is at fault
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 2:38 am, #73965
lol
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am, #73964
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am, #73963
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am, #73962
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am, #73961
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:51 am, #73954
the Battle of 1812. No one believes the same results would occur in 2009. I work with some great Canadian forces and they do not share you illusions. Also, let's not forget that the 9-11 attackers that came here illegally came across your border with us.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:47 am, #73953
For Canuck, your health care is rationed and those who need specialized meds or operations come to the US, it can also cost you in excess of 40% in taxes. As for being civil, you should take your own advice. The war you are thumping your chest about was
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:02 am, #73810
Whataya gonna do hit us with hockey sticks? Quit bein' a canadian **** sucker.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:59 am, #73807
Well we do have free health care, clean water, and a much higher standard of living. Don't be such a U.S.A-hole baron, neighbors should be civil. And don't forget what happened last time you guys got brave and crossed our borders.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 4:25 am, #72209
We Americans look up to you Canadians like a kleenex looks at the bloody mucus deposited into it.
Sean - January 5, 2009, 11:56 am, #49475
Is that why yous guys keep calling me an a**hat? P.S.: wot's a a**hat?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:19 am, #49433
LOL and Props to Sean for being our hat and covering America's bald spot!


CANADIAN SPACE AGENCY - LESS IMPORTANT THAN HOCKEY




CANADIAN BACON -




STUPIDER THAN THE LAW ALLOWS -


TAGS: marchallenge same as title britney canada
Rating: 4.16/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:49 am, #166305
What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.
Claire - March 21, 2010, 4:32 pm, #166182
Derek, Derek, Derek. Though Canada shares the continent of NORTH America with us, they are not a part of the country America.
Derek - March 21, 2010, 3:58 pm, #166177
@Cloud You'll be telling us Canada isn't part of America next.
Cloudchaser - March 21, 2010, 11:16 am, #166133
Not as stupid as it seems. For business purposes, record companies consider anything outside of their own country to be "overseas"


ROUND HAM - A .K.A . Canadian bacon


TAGS: canadian bacon round ham canada
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - January 22, 2012, 3:59 am, #227920
True, that. Many of us Americans also consider Budweiser to be beer flavored water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:06 am, #227800
No doubt, I can't believe they drink our old dishwater....but it's pretty easy to put one over on people who drink Budweiser by choice...
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2012, 4:44 am, #227791
True, you Canadians have done a good job of convincing many of your southern neighbors that Molson is beer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 8:19 am, #227741
Canadians don't have "marketing ploys" We are too honest and genuine to try to deceive others, and we are not "silly" we're eccentric....that being said, We are also excellent Bull****ters!
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2012, 11:44 pm, #227732
I've always thought that calling it "Canadian Bacon" is a marketing ploy. Canadian Bacon is also a good, funny movie
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:44 pm, #227730
Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1


CANADA - America's stalker.


TAGS: canada america s stalkers
Rating: 3.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:13 pm, #228183
Now now...don't be jealous Americans.......we can't help being amsome.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:10 pm, #228176
The retarded giant at our doorstep.


DEFINITION: A BOOT - Canadian preposition. For example: "It's A BOOT time for a Molson, eh?"


TAGS: canada a boot preposition molson ale beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:44 am, #191118
Shut the f*** up...Oh, Wait.....you're gone and no one cares....Yay!


HOW MANY TIMES -




IRAQ -


TAGS: iraq canada suck
Rating: 1.8/5


nationalism -


TAGS: nationalism patriotic canada
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:47 am, #252520
...north. And we all know what happens when the invaders come from the frozen north, eh?
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:46 am, #252519
Thanks, CL. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, you post this and it occurs to me that if you froze the maple leaf, you'd have the potential for millions of pi**ed off Canadians with shuriken that literally grow on trees invading from the frozen...


DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated...


TAGS: f***tard should move to canada or just die
Rating: 3.75/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:15 am, #141363
that movie is pretty insulting to americans
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 3:03 pm, #111590
Sniff sniff, throws away my copy of the movie. Sniff sniff, snort, whine moan . . . crap, now I SOUND like michael moore. d***.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:57 am, #111549
Wrote, directed and produced it! Didn't see that coming...other then the cameo he made.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:45 am, #111546
*sigh* so depressing
MO - August 24, 2009, 10:40 am, #111544
Google it...
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 10:36 am, #111541
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Please say this is some sort of sick joke!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:37 pm, #111090
I didn't need to know that. 5 disappointed lions.


CAPTAIN CANADA - Now Canada has an avenger of it's own


TAGS: ak 47 cat canada jpg
Rating: 3.46/5

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epic33 - May 12, 2012, 2:32 pm, #234529
Captain Canada is a random idea that I created randomly by modifying the ak-47 cat. I just added the Canada theme to it. I thought of Captain America and came up with Captain Canada.
trek - April 30, 2012, 8:46 pm, #234007
me too!
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 2:49 pm, #233334
Sorry Cranky, though the idea is there, the picture could have been better... much better..... really REALLY better, I agree with Rick here.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233308
Speaking as a Canadian, this made me laugh.
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:53 pm, #233294
Perhaps you should think before making a poster: Is this really necessary or am I just doing this for a vaguely amusing picture... That should stop posters similar to this, I'm afraid to say... Try again, perhaps, with some more thought...?


FIRST CLASS - Air Canada style.




CANADA - Providing Hollywood with hotties since 1920




Canada -


TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:57 pm, #247560
Technically, snow is water... hmm... cold weather?
spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:56 pm, #247559
I thought the top 5 was Oil, Water, People, Jobs, and lastly snow.


CAN-USA -


TAGS: canada usa niagara falls
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:41 pm, #211699
Lovely.
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 8:20 am, #211677

that is a view of the Canadian side. the american side looks like some guy pissing guinness into a toilet.
tellitlikeitis - February 5, 2011, 6:58 am, #211671
Thanks Autumnspirit!
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:45 pm, #211652
Beautifully stated and very creative! Great poster Tell! 5L's


CANADIAN ENGINEERING -


TAGS: jerry rig snowmobile canada
Rating: 4.25/5

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forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:55 am, #229617
Please stop making racist posters! Canadians are humans too! I read that in a book!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 8:24 pm, #229603
I'll cut you...I swear to Red Green, I'll cut you!
krazyivanthedivine - February 14, 2012, 7:16 pm, #229599
I posted this on a few facebook walls of people who live right at the Maine/french-new brunswick border and they got a kick out of it. Its funny, In Northern Maine we don't say afro-engineering, we say Canadian-engineering.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:51 pm, #229598
No, no, no, Moooski. The highway from Ottawa to Toronto, and 4 clicks on either side of it, is considered Canada. Anything outside of that is Canuckistan. =) ROFLCOPTER.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:49 pm, #229597
Please tell that to the cramps in my back from shovelling the stuff. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 6:20 pm, #229596
Classic southern Ontarian attitude...There is snow in the western provinces....stop forgetting we exist! XD.
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:31 pm, #229592

no snow in canada this year crank. europe is taking it for themselves.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:06 pm, #229591
He built a ramp out of 5now eh? =)


YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing


TAGS: canada healthcare health
Rating: 4.1/5

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Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 1:01 pm, #161103
Ok, next...
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:52 pm, #161005
couldn't get that procedure either under their insurance due to the fact that what makes it a cadillac procedure is the lack of scar left by the surgeon.
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:50 pm, #161004
Before the mods rightly tell us to take it to Politifake, understand this: he went to the US to get a procedure that is available in Canada (just not in his own province), even the U.K. has certain "cadillac procdures", and most insured Americans probably
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:38 am, #160989
Ya, but Trash, if we use your Canadian model then there will be no place to go...just sayin'
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:54 pm, #160978
Do Americans not cross our border every day for cheap prescription drugs? When your health is concerned you do whatever you can. We Canadians support his decision.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:24 am, #160842
May the press fully have their wicked way with him


LIKE MAPLE SYRUP -


TAGS: marchallenge movie quotes i actually like canada
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 9, 2010, 1:59 pm, #163443
LMAO! 5L
Densaku - March 9, 2010, 11:34 am, #163430
Other oozes from the north?...James Cameron & JACK-FM radio brand.
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:48 am, #163423
Love this for soooo many reasons. 5 maple lickers!


BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am, #167460
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am, #167459
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


THE BLACK SHEEP -


TAGS: mexico canada america calendar drink
Rating: 3.46/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:38 pm, #238649
Well Emilio, not to be an a** but this is Motifake...and stereotypes can be funny haha.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:01 pm, #228175
Seriously ignorant poster on so many levels. Those pictured would be tourists from the north.


"FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh?


TAGS: canada humor august assignment
Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:07 am, #111904
can someone PM me so I can be sure of this one
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:57 pm, #111130
5


LIBERAL PALMISTRY 101 - The little palm reading I know tells me you don't have much time left as a party 'leader'... sorry.


TAGS: liberal canada fail ignatieff
Rating: 1.8/5


CANADA & THE TRASH HEAP -


TAGS: canada and tth tribute saskawhat
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:56 pm, #181790
If anyone is voting down posters based on user or tribute, I advise that it stops now.


DISNEYLAND SASKATOON -


TAGS: canada family fun
Rating: 4.7/5

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spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:38 pm, #219512
repellent*
spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:37 pm, #219511
Lol. Bring your insect repellant. Is Lady Sasquatch checking the up*****?


CANADA'S CREED -


TAGS: canada tribute old time hockey eh
Rating: 4.47/5

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whatukno - June 26, 2010, 1:34 am, #181828
5L But Lord Stanley's cup belongs in Detroit. :D
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:07 am, #181795
Thank you Gentlemen.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:45 pm, #181779
awesome, eh
spacedog - June 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #181774
Nice one Iceman. 5L


IT'S A SAD DAY - It Was Bound To Come Out


TAGS: can a duh canada sad tribute
Rating: 4.36/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 3:19 am, #231567
After like a minute of scratching my head, looking at the comments,... watching Canada's video, and doing a fist pump after seeing the video (go Canada, yay) I think I finally get the poster.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:08 pm, #170586
score one for canada!
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:42 pm, #170583
Ahhh.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FEW5mh7iAI
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:35 pm, #170581
it's ok that canada doesn't get it. fitting in fact. i wouldn't understand either about a can of duh. sheesh.
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:25 pm, #170577
I dont get it
rerun - April 10, 2010, 2:24 pm, #170576

most people won't get it.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:20 pm, #170575
I buy that in cases...


CAPTAIN CANUCK -


TAGS: canada superhero
Rating: 4.29/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:08 am, #182771
Dude, gravy.


CANADIAN HOCKEY FAN -




BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.


TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm, #127444
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm, #127276
Looky there another 5


SORRY 'MERICA - this party's only for Gold medal champs.


TAGS: canada gold
Rating: 3.65/5

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CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!


TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm, #111097
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.


LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm, #135373
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm, #135343
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm, #135340
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm, #135308
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm, #135305
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm, #135303
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm, #135302
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


TEAM CANADA - There Is Only Gold


TAGS: canada team hockey
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - February 19, 2010, 3:37 am, #159041
The maple leaf seems to be imbued with West-Coast Indian imagery. Nice touch.
TheGoat - February 19, 2010, 2:41 am, #159036
Nearly didn't happen tonight thanks to the Swiss!


ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - Why not just park it?




BEST BEER IN THE WORLD - Can't be purchased in Scotland. WHY NOT ?




ARKANSAS - Putting the Red into Rednecks for over 200 years.


TAGS: arkansas the usa s little piece of canada
Rating: 2.11/5

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MustyK - February 24, 2010, 3:06 am, #160431
You're right, I went looking at your profile and found all 33 of them !! By the way, apart from 33 posters and a lot of crap comments, just what have you contributed to Motifake since May 6th, 2009 ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 10:06 am, #160042
Look what Mustyk found!!! Worst motifake ever. 1L.


PATRIOTISM - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: canada flag patriotism
Rating: 1.77/5

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Derek - February 23, 2010, 6:16 pm, #160367
A slacker's version


WOULD YOU TRUST A LIBERAL? - Iggy: If you vote for me... I will only raise your tax by this much...


TAGS: liberal fail canada
Rating: 1.1/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 3:43 pm, #105280
I agree with that pinko commie conservative: CANADA. Well said comrade. *snickers*
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 3:16 pm, #105276
there is enough politics on this site already, why are you posting canadian stuff now?


Permanent Vacation -


TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm, #252308
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am, #252297
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm, #252283
Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm, #252276

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm, #252267
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm, #252264

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.


Justin Bieber -


TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am, #253082
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm, #253078
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am, #253070
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am, #253069
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


The U.S. / Canadian border -


TAGS: u s canada border
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:21 pm, #251155
Haha great episode cranky! Thanks for the 5Ls :)
chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:20 pm, #251154
So that's what you guys are up to Prissy, we all thought you were just tryin to stay warm! Well here's a tip if you want to blend in when you come to California: use the word "like" every third word. You know, like, pretend to, like, be a local :D
crankyhead - November 24, 2013, 2:49 pm, #251149
Time for a 5impsons quote: Monorail, monorail, monorail...
MissPriss - November 24, 2013, 1:33 pm, #251146
We spend the time trying to learn American English. Y'all knows what the 5L I'm talkin' aboot eh?


Pwissy Gwaffiti -


TAGS: pwissy oh canada
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 6, 2013, 6:01 am, #247431
We don't got no f*cking phone booths any longer down here, Pwissy! Go ahead - make my Motifake Day, baby!
MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 12:16 am, #247426
Us canucks are very polite people. But once in a very long while, for a split second, we live on the edge...muhahaha. You're next Ugs.
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:56 pm, #247415
Defacing the Canadian TARDIS! For Shame, Miss Priss!


Decaying orbit -


TAGS: canada contest loaf of bread wonder toast
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:10 am, #253431
WTF is that all a boot eh? Greeny you're now officially banned from Canadian bacon! Screw it...maple syrup too! Now dawg on the other hand played nice...here boy...triple layered 5L bacon burger. Enjoy!
Greeny - March 1, 2014, 6:23 pm, #253372
It's trickery - just like that canuckian bacon!


Canadian Summers -


TAGS: canada winter summer
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 30, 2013, 10:31 pm, #250740

Both days of summer here in Wyoming would have been perfect, but it hailed~~and we had a tornado.
maoworks2 - October 30, 2013, 5:19 pm, #250736
And A Beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2013, 5:05 pm, #250735
Yet just over the invisible border it was sunny and warm in North Dakota......silly.


Manitoba Fishermen -




TODAY IN USA -


TAGS: and canada
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 25, 2012, 9:12 am, #240932
Yeah, we really don’t want to go there….but, hey, what a poster that’d make….hmmm……
steve1961 - November 25, 2012, 3:15 am, #240928
btw it's steve1961...like you stated above...steve1969 sounds like some unholy union of steve1961 and Rick69...and I do mean unholy...
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 1:21 pm, #240910
HAH! Glad you saw this, Steve. Cheers, mate
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 1:00 pm, #240908
Don't watch hockey...and rarely watch the Children's Football League...
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 12:58 pm, #240907
Popped in and gave it 5L. Now back to watchin' TV...
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 7:11 pm, #240883
or CFL games....
spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:02 pm, #240880
Steve must be looking so sad due to the fact there's no hockey on the tube.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 6:55 pm, #240877
‘…those in North American’….’steve1969’…tryptophan; I hate you
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 6:50 pm, #240876
Yeah, it’s a limited audience for memfakes. Mooooooooooooooooooo, MissPriss, and steve1961 are the northernmost fun pals of those in North American. I just got going on steve1961’s avatar a bit and couldn’t let it go…. C'est la vie
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:34 pm, #240873
Still gave me a lol, though I missed the inside joke. :)
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 5:27 pm, #240868
Well, x, it’s an inside joke, so, yeah, you won’t get it. Appreciate your opinion on my length. Have a nice day.
xfirestop - November 22, 2012, 5:15 pm, #240867
dont get the Canada post...WAY too long ...belongs in theDept of Redundancy Dept...lame
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 2:46 pm, #240859
Any time, Missy….just kinda hoping steve1969 will pop in to see this…..
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 2:05 pm, #240855
Canadians...once again smarter than most...we get our figure back just in time for Christmas, we celebrate Thanksgiving early...thanks Gary for once someone has depicted me accurately teehee.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:25 pm, #240851
Well crap, wonder where the phook ‘Cananda’ is…..
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:24 pm, #240850
Back atcha Mao
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:14 pm, #240848
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody, Mao.


Walmart -


TAGS: walmart canada celebration prices free
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:50 am, #256079
Thanks mao, but gotta "run"...they're about to rollback the price on toilet paper...bahaha!
maoworks2 - August 5, 2014, 1:02 pm, #256071
Yah Ah I really Like This One MissPriss.


FASHION STATMENT -


TAGS: summer fashions canada humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - March 30, 2014, 8:15 pm, #253946

;)
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 8:02 pm, #253944
Yep.


Springtime in Canada -


TAGS: spring canada snow motorcycle shiny
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oldsod - April 19, 2014, 9:01 pm, #254398
...and it looks a little like a snow covered Easter Bunny.


WHEN CANADIANS GET UGLY - Never ever tick off a Canadian enough to invoke a violent protest!


TAGS: weather protest canada
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 4:10 pm, #253124
From one cold ugly person to someone who knows sheet aboot Canadians...we do and we like it that way. Thank you. Come again.
christabel - February 20, 2014, 8:47 am, #253118
and theyre always ugly.... like all cold people...
christabel - February 20, 2014, 8:46 am, #253117
don't they all live in igloos? and dress like lumber-jacks?
spacedog - March 24, 2013, 7:23 pm, #244634
For you Missy, no problemo. Canadians are where the term stormtrooper first came from, and not the useless ones in Star Wars. Once you get them going they'll give you an "aboot" in the a$$.
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 4:33 pm, #244633
Give us a hand eh?
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:14 pm, #244615
Heh, or we'll politely ask you to stop.


On your mark, get set... -


TAGS: go canada
Rating: 4.67/5

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chickenlittle - April 7, 2014, 12:24 am, #254113
Haha EmilioD, that took me forever to get that comment, very good! :)
chickenlittle - April 7, 2014, 12:23 am, #254112
Thanks MissP! I knew one of them had to be you too, just didn't know which one.
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:05 pm, #254108
How many King Aurthers do we need?
MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:32 am, #254095
Wow little...one year I almost came 1st! But just before the finish, my stick found an ice fishing hole! 5L for the poster. I'm the 2nd on the right of the pic.


ISM NEWS UPDATE -


TAGS: ism sarcasm shack rerun mooooo canada day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Greeny - July 2, 2013, 7:15 am, #247228
Lamb Chops? Shari is going to be pissed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 7:46 pm, #247221
I just ate 4 lamb chops, the cutest of the edible animal babies....Beers around the campfire in the back yard tonight. We'll have an excellent view of the fireworks without the traffic hassle. Happy Canada day Motifake!
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:58 pm, #247215
Happy Maple Day! I'll be out getting a sunburn and happily drunk today with many fellow Canadians. Cheers!
Ism - July 1, 2013, 1:05 pm, #247212
Moooooo embraces Vegan Lifestyle.... That Alone is worth 5L's... the Anonymous 1 Lion Critic must be Rupert Murdoch


YOINK! - Quick Fred! Grab the... never mind. #@*%. What are we still doing here? Why did I listen to you? Ice fishing... bah!




Dirty Doctor Seuss -


TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am, #254582
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am, #254576
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.


Welcome -


TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.43/5

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Airman - July 23, 2014, 11:06 pm, #255834
they're visiting
twhanna - July 23, 2014, 12:55 pm, #255832
That's not even an Alberta Licence Plate, It's from Washington.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:04 pm, #255806
Why you! No one talks aboot the cheese curds for the poutine eh...bastrad!


Ughomer - Canada Closed for July 1 Holiday -


TAGS: canada independence day holiday
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 2:01 pm, #247443
Memo: Dear Boss: Off lobster hunting in the wilds of Saskatchewan. Could be a while!


Newfies -




AIR CANADA GOOSE -




CANADA -


TAGS: tribute roast canada
Rating: 4.17/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2010, 6:54 pm, #192160
lol, beats anne murray


Drive Thru Car Wash -




HONOR -


TAGS: team canada tribute they honored their bet
Rating: 4.07/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:42 pm, #160811
HA! You beat me to it GS. Mine was going along the lines of Looking Foolish over national pride. 5Ls, well done dude.
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 9:03 pm, #160794
rematch sign up are in the forum
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 8:13 pm, #160781
5L and that's some esteemed company.
TheTrashHeap - February 25, 2010, 7:53 pm, #160774
Looks like we may have a chance at redemption. 5L
CANADA - February 25, 2010, 3:13 pm, #160716
Deal me in next hand!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 3:09 pm, #160715
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #160713
Considering where your mouth has been GS.....you're awful ****y. 5L
MO - February 25, 2010, 2:16 pm, #160710
GS has been keeping score for the Winners (US) and the losers (everybody else) in the US v Canada thread. Sign up there....
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 2:14 pm, #160708
I am down what are the terms? and who all wants in.
MO - February 25, 2010, 2:12 pm, #160706
I see the US sweeping!! Hell, I'd be surprised it Canada even wins the next game.......
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 2:05 pm, #160705
Any American that goes for Canada is an effin communist in my book! At least as far as this bet goes!!!!!!!
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 2:00 pm, #160703
I would get in on that. though i am not sure who will win. i dont see the US taking them twice. still hard to root for canada
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 1:59 pm, #160702
Ditto! Im game!
MrRandom - February 25, 2010, 1:58 pm, #160700
I'm up for another round if both teams go to gold.
MO - February 25, 2010, 1:26 pm, #160692
Awwwwwww!!! 5 meeses!!


PRETTY NICE, EH? - pass me another Labatts


TAGS: canada day no tags
Rating: 4/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 3:38 pm, #182861
Mooooooooooooooooooo thinks these are in every town!
Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 3:37 pm, #182859

loved it...still chuckling. maybe you have to be canadian to appreciate it.


DONT MESS WITH CANADA -


TAGS: canada hate latin look it up
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:35 am, #160268
5, by the way.
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:35 am, #160267
Sorry. I'm being a troll. All those years under that bridge...
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:34 am, #160266
Constant diligence! We beat them on their own turf in their own sport, because Americans pwn everything. Everything.
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 11:45 pm, #160259
Every Canadian poster i see today must receive the following comment 5-3
some guy - August 10, 2009, 5:53 am, #106704
"Who cares if they hate; so long as they fear." Huh. Seems to describe Bush-era USA more...
CANADA - August 7, 2009, 8:10 am, #105537
it keeps us safe!


BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.


TAGS: healthcare canada usa vancouver games
Rating: 3.68/5

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know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 10:25 pm, #195418
i can't have everything i ever wanted until i die because i will still be wanting different things while i am alive, :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:37 am, #160660
*much....(I've gotta stop drinking)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:36 am, #160659
*do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:35 am, #160658
That would be a horrible thing to go to children....I'm as ashamed as I could be....(which isn't nuch)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:33 am, #160657
Whatever floats yer boat...as it were.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 7:27 am, #160655
On waffles or in them? Or both? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:14 am, #160654
I've got a honeybee extractor as well.......do they like honey-oil on their waffles....I know I do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:11 am, #160653
What?......I've got a Vaporizer...They're kid friendly.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 6:45 am, #160652
LoL @ your last sentence. Should I light them a cigarette and pop open their beer, too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:05 am, #160644
Any time, We could use more American visitors of your caliber.......Bring your kids, I've got plenty of weed.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 10:46 pm, #160613
Oh, snap, Moo! Here I come...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:41 pm, #160611
And Weed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:40 pm, #160610
I don't take pills anymore.....(the spiders)....But if you or TOC wanna come visit the next time you get sick, I'll gladly tell the hospital that we're related and score you some free health care. Also, We have Beer.
lagame - February 24, 2010, 2:41 pm, #160504
I don't have healthcare because I have a daughter and wife, and I pay the healthcare for them.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:39 pm, #160503
TOC and I would both feel better about our current situations, if Mooo+ would share some of those I feel good pills
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 2:36 pm, #160502
I don't have healthcare because I have a ****ty job. Now, you may ask, "Why don't you go get a better job?" I'm in school, see, and at present I'm in my best situation. How nice for you that you have everything you ever wanted, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:27 pm, #160500
I have Healthcare because I'm Canadian and I'm Awesome.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 2:26 pm, #160499
i have healthcare because i have a job. people without healthcare choose to be without healthcare. i once had a job without healthcare, but i wanted healthcare so i got a better job with benefits. i think people should have to work for wants & needs
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 1:59 pm, #160323
i like the poster but the caption could have been better. and the metal round has not started yet so its not over.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 1:24 pm, #160321
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5h0QC7bditrEb3wYz_6_b-gsGGDxA Pointing out Hypocrisy doesn't make me a sore or bad winner. If anything he should have had it done in Canada to prove how great it is there.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:55 am, #160314
I disagree. Go to the forum and look under the USA Vs Canada thread. And bring your funny, not a pissy attitude. (don't 1L my sumo either) XD
lagame - February 23, 2010, 11:52 am, #160313
Americans... bad winners...
Densaku - February 23, 2010, 11:50 am, #160312
Actually she made a point. But she forgot to mention we have real beer too...Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am, #160305
What?........you wanna rethink that JMac? Talk aboot bad loosers.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 10:49 am, #160303
And yet you still come here to see a doctor for anything more than the sniffles.


DON'T MESS WITH CANADA - he loves his hockey




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