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Canada Demotivational Poster

CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.

TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm
4-2 -_-
Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the **** out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sweet poster!

CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled

TAGS: canada csi aboot
Rating: 3.86/5

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CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:24 pm
you should have sen what happened when they found them....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:20 pm
I thought that show was called North of 60. Hmm...maybe that was my cholesterol.
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
Aboot a size ten eh.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:13 pm
Hey R@per if you happen to encounter any rogue mooses in the next little while, remember this tip: play dead ... by lying face down with yer arse up in the air. Just trust us on that, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:30 pm
Asking fer some cement overshoes eh ra**r?.......concrete galoshes?...........Paper Mache Mukluks?
LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
Just wait until the Canadian Motifake Mafia hears aboot this one, eh? 5 Meese!

The Eh Team -

TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.8/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 11:49 pm
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 4:23 pm
That's pretty funny eh? Hoser! Thanks for the 5L chuckle.


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!

MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense

TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

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moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?

MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention

TAGS: culos canada roast
Rating: 4.68/5

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IxCHIEFxI - May 27, 2012, 9:01 am
HILARIOUS I love it, I moved to Canada in January and the milk bag took getting used to. I love it here, but seriously...why?
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:35 pm
Canada's been selling milk in cartons for longer than I've been alive, bud. It's the plastic pitcher-bags you don't have in the states, and might require some instruction for. (That said, we stopped using glass bottles decades ago as well).
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:36 pm
I think he's from the russian breakaway republic of a**tonia
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 1:31 pm
Ray....We all mock each other here, I'm Canadian and I don't let it bother me. Culos doesn't mind when I make fun of....uh?..... What lame a** euro country are you from again Culos?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 1:09 pm
My guess is because he is French Canadian, and he is probably a separatist.
rerun - January 28, 2011, 1:03 pm

How can one be Canadian against ones will?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 12:56 pm
Ray, he was kidding. If you are going to hang out around here, you have to have thicker skin. And dish a little back. It's all in good fun, eh.
RayRules - January 27, 2011, 10:32 am
How can I be the "arrogant" one when this poster clearly mocks Canadians? (which I am against my will)
culos - January 26, 2011, 2:06 pm
As far as I can see this is not written in French! Not even in Franglais....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 12:42 pm
Easy there buddy. lot's of Anglos here. It's comments like that that encourage the "Quebecois are arrogant" stereotype. (Also, It's true):)
RayRules - January 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
I'm French Canadian and I've never seen such a thing in Quebec. It's probably intented for those Anglophones...:)


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.24/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epi***h When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
Classic 5L .

CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.

TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Baren**** Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this

THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !

CANADA - They have the best signs.

TAGS: canada signs
Rating: 2.65/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am
Only in BC! You west coasters are weird!
LyleC - July 28, 2009, 1:17 am
That's my home town - another of ours is http://www.pbase.com/jjdorsey57/image/55663941 which has DEFINITELY slowed down traffic!
Cobra Commander - January 12, 2009, 8:42 pm
I bet the grrr,bark,woof is dog for dont shat here
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:50 pm
and the worst beer
Kel - August 25, 2008, 3:54 pm
England also had one of these. In Yellow ;)
BOB CHIN - August 13, 2008, 2:42 pm

CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?

CANADA - ...is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. -Tommy Douglas

TAGS: humor funny canada
Rating: 2.84/5

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WTFO - November 25, 2009, 10:55 pm
Thank you, Derek.
Derek - November 25, 2009, 9:33 pm
Heheh great!

REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom

5.5 EARTHQUAKE IN ONTARIO - Relief help is pouring in from Europe and the US. Please contact the Red Cross and give what you can

TAGS: earthquake canada
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - June 28, 2010, 8:27 pm

He was a little tough, taste like chicken
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 8:24 pm
The flamingo knew too much...he won't be coming back.
Sean - June 28, 2010, 3:55 pm
Some of my lawn furniture is still unaccounted for. Ok, I actually mean the lawn flammingo, but still, we're very worried. Won't you please give? *sigh*
sickartist - June 28, 2010, 8:11 am
hahahaha 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:32 pm
Are you Canadian gil?
Zealot - June 27, 2010, 9:42 pm
i actually felt that one, im in rochester


TAGS: flag america canada allegiance
Rating: 4.3/5

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culos - December 10, 2010, 9:59 am
When it's good it gets the votes.... 5 epic sammiches, who's the biatch now ??? LOL
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 9:43 am
just awesome!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:25 am
My first poster to make the top rated page...Thank you all =)

devils and dust -

TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.64/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .

CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*

TAGS: dog efff that canada tribute
Rating: 4.29/5

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premiumgrade - January 14, 2014, 9:12 pm
Don't sweat it Bartimaeus. Cheese is cheese to the pup unless he's a contributor to Cheese Connoisseur magazine. 5Lions. Good work.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:41 am
Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.
cheesewhiz - May 18, 2011, 11:52 am
Fail! Easy Cheese is NOT Cheese Whiz. Look at the actual can and the fact that it says "Easy Cheese". Like I said, FAIL!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:16 am
zzzip hahahahhaha
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:47 pm
It's bacooooooon!
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:05 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 2:03 pm
It's not just you.....but it is you in the pic right?.......don't lie.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sure thing, Moo+. I'm glad you like it. I mean, is it just me, or does it look like this guy is thinking EXACTLY what's on this poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 1:42 pm
Well done Bart. Don't forget to post it to the forum. 5L

MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....

TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3/5

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szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.

BROWNING HI POWER - Keeping Canada Free Since 1939


TAGS: canada cold cold
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
Umm... pretty sure that's a typo. First, Labrador City temps only drop to about -40C at the lowest (avg winter temp is more like -20C) and second, the temperature outside does not vary based on the age of your child. O.o


TAGS: adversity footsteps canada
Rating: 4.81/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
step on the back of my shoe again...and you'll learn the meaning of a whack attack!! 5L
Neener - October 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Love this one!!!


TAGS: canada mom tribute zing
Rating: 4.73/5

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Zreiser - February 9, 2011, 5:56 pm
I love this! First poster to actually make me laugh all week!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Excellent Face, 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:05 pm
A special one. You get access to a whole new level of cool fonts as you progress here on motifake and being a mod i have access to the full range of fonts this site has to offer.
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
The title anyway...
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
What font are you using for this?


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L

Canadian Airforce -

TAGS: canada airforce fighters are expensive
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - September 27, 2013, 7:52 am
Best Sound Of The Season. EH Where's The Beer 5 Maple L's .
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:07 am
Yep and have you ever tried to clean up one of their bombs?


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose

DRONE-ON...DRONE OFF - Canada introduces latest technology supporting Troops in Kabul

YOUTUBE MAP FAIL - The "insight" maps are very insightful... ...where did Hudson Bay go?

TAGS: canada youtube map geography fail insight
Rating: 2.39/5

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The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:50 am
Must be taken during the last ice age!
me - July 1, 2009, 12:05 am
global warming will add water to the oceans by melting ice caps, not reduce water
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:35 am
Global warming? i mean why not?


TAGS: earth globe space canada eh
Rating: 3.95/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
to see canada, please flip to back of the poster
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 10:49 pm
Art you glad he took the time to find a satellite picture of Canada.. Oh wait
ICEMAN - August 20, 2011, 5:39 pm
Art who?
mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:39 pm


TAGS: july calendar cold canada eh
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2011, 9:28 am
5 blocked noses.

Somewhere in Canada -

TAGS: somewhere in canada
Rating: 4.79/5

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Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 4:53 pm
BRILLIANT. Just not quite enough duck ***e to meet code...
maoworks2 - January 6, 2014, 11:45 am
Me Like That .5 Bottoms Up L'S
MissPriss - January 6, 2014, 11:17 am
Oh I can tell you exactly where in Canada!

COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.

CANADA - we speak three languages in Quebec English, French, and Hockey

TAGS: canada hockey french thewolf
Rating: 4.33/5

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Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:06 am
That's certainly the way it was back in the 60's & 70's. Nice to hear the culture endures :-)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMAO! Ultimately, they pulled through, though. I just love great hockey. I have favorite teams, but I don't care if they lose in a good game. Defective, I know... but I just love the game.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:44 pm
that was tough week after that loss. I still have nightmares about the avatar bet loss
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:42 pm
Gotta speak hockey..... since they're not playing it! Blew yer wad in the olympics!

CANADIAN CAMO - so this is what we send to the desert, that will work


TAGS: americans canada
Rating: 3.07/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 7:51 pm
Watch yourself new guy. There are a lot of Canadians on this site.
TheOmegaMan - October 17, 2010, 7:20 pm
What else can be said? Canadians love to go down on Americans...I mean TO America just like Pamela Anderson did.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:51 pm
But I hear that they keep a diary of when the Gov's window blinds are open and closed, eH!
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
Lemme see...He had a big, long nose...a stupid-looking hat - with big antlers on it no less...and an "I hate Sarah Palin" b***on on his lapel.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Uhmmm, LD, buddy, this doctor you saw, did you ahve to cross any borders to get to his and/or her office? Just a little theory I'm working on.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
Back from the panic...saw a Doctor aboot the speech-thingy. He said "Drink a bag of milk and call me in the morning."
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:52 pm
Is there any cure for that peculiar speech impediment you guys have up there, eh? OH SH*T! You guys didn't say it was contagious! What's that aboot??? AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:10 am
obviously they do. I'm allowed an hour of internet after group sessions, aren't I.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am
Ya'll need some serious psychiatric help. Hope CanadaCare pays for that too.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
Had to get some of my composure back. You got me good.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:44 pm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:42 pm
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Apparently not.... you're still messaging.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:28 pm
I can take a joke. I take my life don't I?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Long-winded explanation aside, well played, mooooooooo.... well played, indeed. (dance, puppets!)
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
so it was at -50% before? Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
I'm a fan of any cruelty of that sort. I don't use it much, as the people who are use that cop-out make me want to hurt puppies. They have a sense of humor right up until it's something unfunny to them.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:25 pm
It's funny because I really do have a sister. And that b**** drives me nuts.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
Deep breath... ok. My admiration for you just went up 150%
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
I know I'm a terrible person. Fictional Jesus is very, very angry with me.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
You bastard! d*** near typed an apology for joking about your moose-whoring sister. Heard she did a wallaby once ... but all in all, still didn't care for Australia.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Hook, line and sinker. I go nuts over the "don't go there" stuff.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Godd*** comments. I need to refresh more.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Nah, I was just f***ing with ya,Eh?.......Yeah, I went there.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Thanks for what? Me? Putting this on me?
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
I knew that was gonna bite me in the a**.Bobviously I was directing that at WTFO and ME. My sister passed away last week (cancer) So thanks for that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:14 pm
When money runs all systems, this is what you get... America. There is a lot of good to say about advances in medicine from our universities. On the other hand, pharmaceutical companies pay lots of money to make sure cures don't come about too quickly.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
And don't call me Christ. Thor or Zeus, are both fine.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
Oh, sorry moooooooooooooooooo. Is there any truth to the rumor that a moose once did your sister?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:11 pm
It might be that at the end of the day, America remains the exception for reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. But we of course wish them well.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Christ! Shut up already. This site is supposed to be funny not informative.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Those are some good points Me, but I think our American friends have some difficulties that Canadians don't. One seems to be illegal immigration (coupled with the inability to legally deny critical medical care), the other seems to be the Tort system ...
Me - June 14, 2009, 11:05 pm
All that being said, as much as I despise the Government having a hand in any sort of service outside of Military and Police, I don't really see any viable option. Leaving the poor to die, is inhumane, me paying for me and then them is bad business...
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:59 pm
And one other myth is this notion of "Rationed Care." I think that any Canadian here will attest that health care is not rationed in any way, save if you count Triage as rationing, but since all hospitals I know of use triage...including those in the US
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
With Care being the operative word vice Insurance. This system a**umes that it is every citizens responsibility to contribute to ensure that everyone is cared for. That being said you still need a Gov. Issued Health Card to receive any benefits.
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:51 pm
The American's work on a system of Health Insurance, where those who can pay do, those who can't (or are under Fed Coverage) are paid for by the taxpayer. Canada, and most other industrialized countries, use a system of Health Care
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:49 pm
WTFO, I know it's a common myth. And I appreciate the retraction. I think the difference in the health care is as you state a very complex problem. I (personally) believe it to come down to a difference in semantics.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:55 pm
insurance and they will make the govt's available for those poor disinfranchised folks. But who the hell is going to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it as an entitlement? Nobody and the taxpayers will pay the bill.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:54 pm
and see for yourself how well those programs work. Also, the US health care costs are high because taxpayers are already paying for the uninsured and illegal aliens' health care. The govt is telling us now that if we want we can keep our current health
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm
my own experience as a US serviceman on how well our govt handles health care. They provide us with a govt procured (read lowest bidder) HMO, TriCare (or as we call it Tri to get Care). When you retire from service you go to the VA. Do a little research
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:47 pm
they need. However, there are Americans that go to Canada due to cost issues. In both countries the quality of hospitals vary wildly. While the one you speak of may be great, other provinces are a different story according to my research. I can speak from
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:44 pm
Adam, your statements overreach the truth. The World Health Org lists Canada as 30th in the world. Also, there a Canadians that come to the US when they get tired of the red ***e of a "single-payer" govt insurance and they can't find the specialized care
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:42 pm
Me, you are correct that the 9-11 terrorists did not come into the US via Canada. My mistake and I apologize to Canada. Unfortunately, it's a common myth.
Me - June 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
WTFO, you're wrong the attackers did NOT come across the Canadian border, heres a ref, but look it up ANYWHERE: http://www.nationalpost.com/scripts/story.html?id=1520295
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
because they can't afford the ****ty health care you guys have. They're afraid of losing everything they have to hospital bills, so they come up here to get the treatment they need without worrying about massive bills.
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:41 pm
WTFO, thats bull****. People do not come to USA for special surgeries. Canada has some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world, particularlt here in Edmonton at the U of A. I've met many people who have come from USA to get treatment in Canada
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:33 pm
One of the differences between Reagan and GWB was that Reagan was smart enough to move on to a new enemy every year or two. Keeps things fresh, y'know? Bush picked only one (rather, was picked by) and kept it.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:28 pm
It's actually not much of a secret that governing bodies try to unite the people by giving them a common enemy. Principle's been around since ancient Greece. Why? Because it works.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:01 pm
mostly. Christian, jew, muslim no matter they all perpetuate hate for hates sake. You are obviously obsessed with whatever allows you to hate the most! Keep your focus hate and thats all we will ever have.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:57 pm
And then you taught them to fly planes. Typical to look for anyone else to blame. Arrogant pride led to the infiltration of your country. No 1 person/country carries as much blame for the 3 towers as the u.s itself. Actually organized religion is at fault
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 2:38 am
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:51 am
the Battle of 1812. No one believes the same results would occur in 2009. I work with some great Canadian forces and they do not share you illusions. Also, let's not forget that the 9-11 attackers that came here illegally came across your border with us.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:47 am
For Canuck, your health care is rationed and those who need specialized meds or operations come to the US, it can also cost you in excess of 40% in taxes. As for being civil, you should take your own advice. The war you are thumping your chest about was
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:02 am
Whataya gonna do hit us with hockey sticks? Quit bein' a canadian **** sucker.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:59 am
Well we do have free health care, clean water, and a much higher standard of living. Don't be such a U.S.A-hole baron, neighbors should be civil. And don't forget what happened last time you guys got brave and crossed our borders.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 4:25 am
We Americans look up to you Canadians like a kleenex looks at the bloody mucus deposited into it.
Sean - January 5, 2009, 11:56 am
Is that why yous guys keep calling me an a**hat? P.S.: wot's a a**hat?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:19 am
LOL and Props to Sean for being our hat and covering America's bald spot!




TAGS: marchallenge same as title britney canada
Rating: 4.16/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:49 am
What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.
Claire - March 21, 2010, 4:32 pm
Derek, Derek, Derek. Though Canada shares the continent of NORTH America with us, they are not a part of the country America.
Derek - March 21, 2010, 3:58 pm
@Cloud You'll be telling us Canada isn't part of America next.
Cloudchaser - March 21, 2010, 11:16 am
Not as stupid as it seems. For business purposes, record companies consider anything outside of their own country to be "overseas"

ROUND HAM - A .K.A . Canadian bacon

TAGS: canadian bacon round ham canada
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - January 22, 2012, 3:59 am
True, that. Many of us Americans also consider Budweiser to be beer flavored water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:06 am
No doubt, I can't believe they drink our old dishwater....but it's pretty easy to put one over on people who drink Budweiser by choice...
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2012, 4:44 am
True, you Canadians have done a good job of convincing many of your southern neighbors that Molson is beer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 8:19 am
Canadians don't have "marketing ploys" We are too honest and genuine to try to deceive others, and we are not "silly" we're eccentric....that being said, We are also excellent Bull****ters!
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2012, 11:44 pm
I've always thought that calling it "Canadian Bacon" is a marketing ploy. Canadian Bacon is also a good, funny movie
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1

CANADA - America's stalker.

TAGS: canada america s stalkers
Rating: 3.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:13 pm
Now now...don't be jealous Americans.......we can't help being amsome.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:10 pm
The retarded giant at our doorstep.

DEFINITION: A BOOT - Canadian preposition. For example: "It's A BOOT time for a Molson, eh?"

TAGS: canada a boot preposition molson ale beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:44 am
Shut the f*** up...Oh, Wait.....you're gone and no one cares....Yay!



TAGS: iraq canada suck
Rating: 1.8/5

nationalism -

TAGS: nationalism patriotic canada
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:47 am
...north. And we all know what happens when the invaders come from the frozen north, eh?
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:46 am
Thanks, CL. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, you post this and it occurs to me that if you froze the maple leaf, you'd have the potential for millions of pi**ed off Canadians with shuriken that literally grow on trees invading from the frozen...

DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated...

TAGS: f***tard should move to canada or just die
Rating: 3.75/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:15 am
that movie is pretty insulting to americans
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 3:03 pm
Sniff sniff, throws away my copy of the movie. Sniff sniff, snort, whine moan . . . crap, now I SOUND like michael moore. d***.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:57 am
Wrote, directed and produced it! Didn't see that coming...other then the cameo he made.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:45 am
*sigh* so depressing
MO - August 24, 2009, 10:40 am
Google it...
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Please say this is some sort of sick joke!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
I didn't need to know that. 5 disappointed lions.

CAPTAIN CANADA - Now Canada has an avenger of it's own

TAGS: ak 47 cat canada jpg
Rating: 3.46/5

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epic33 - May 12, 2012, 2:32 pm
Captain Canada is a random idea that I created randomly by modifying the ak-47 cat. I just added the Canada theme to it. I thought of Captain America and came up with Captain Canada.
trek - April 30, 2012, 8:46 pm
me too!
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 2:49 pm
Sorry Cranky, though the idea is there, the picture could have been better... much better..... really REALLY better, I agree with Rick here.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm
Speaking as a Canadian, this made me laugh.
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:53 pm
Perhaps you should think before making a poster: Is this really necessary or am I just doing this for a vaguely amusing picture... That should stop posters similar to this, I'm afraid to say... Try again, perhaps, with some more thought...?

FIRST CLASS - Air Canada style.

CANADA - Providing Hollywood with hotties since 1920

Canada -

TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:57 pm
Technically, snow is water... hmm... cold weather?
spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:56 pm
I thought the top 5 was Oil, Water, People, Jobs, and lastly snow.


TAGS: canada usa niagara falls
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:41 pm
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 8:20 am

that is a view of the Canadian side. the american side looks like some guy pissing guinness into a toilet.
tellitlikeitis - February 5, 2011, 6:58 am
Thanks Autumnspirit!
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:45 pm
Beautifully stated and very creative! Great poster Tell! 5L's


TAGS: jerry rig snowmobile canada
Rating: 4.25/5

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forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:55 am
Please stop making racist posters! Canadians are humans too! I read that in a book!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'll cut you...I swear to Red Green, I'll cut you!
krazyivanthedivine - February 14, 2012, 7:16 pm
I posted this on a few facebook walls of people who live right at the Maine/french-new brunswick border and they got a kick out of it. Its funny, In Northern Maine we don't say afro-engineering, we say Canadian-engineering.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:51 pm
No, no, no, Moooski. The highway from Ottawa to Toronto, and 4 clicks on either side of it, is considered Canada. Anything outside of that is Canuckistan. =) ROFLCOPTER.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:49 pm
Please tell that to the cramps in my back from shovelling the stuff. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 6:20 pm
Classic southern Ontarian attitude...There is snow in the western provinces....stop forgetting we exist! XD.
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:31 pm

no snow in canada this year crank. europe is taking it for themselves.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:06 pm
He built a ramp out of 5now eh? =)

YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing

TAGS: canada healthcare health
Rating: 4.1/5

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Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 1:01 pm
Ok, next...
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
couldn't get that procedure either under their insurance due to the fact that what makes it a cadillac procedure is the lack of scar left by the surgeon.
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:50 pm
Before the mods rightly tell us to take it to Politifake, understand this: he went to the US to get a procedure that is available in Canada (just not in his own province), even the U.K. has certain "cadillac procdures", and most insured Americans probably
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:38 am
Ya, but Trash, if we use your Canadian model then there will be no place to go...just sayin'
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:54 pm
Do Americans not cross our border every day for cheap prescription drugs? When your health is concerned you do whatever you can. We Canadians support his decision.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:24 am
May the press fully have their wicked way with him


TAGS: marchallenge movie quotes i actually like canada
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 9, 2010, 1:59 pm
Densaku - March 9, 2010, 11:34 am
Other oozes from the north?...James Cameron & JACK-FM radio brand.
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:48 am
Love this for soooo many reasons. 5 maple lickers!


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


TAGS: mexico canada america calendar drink
Rating: 3.46/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:38 pm
Well Emilio, not to be an a** but this is Motifake...and stereotypes can be funny haha.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:01 pm
Seriously ignorant poster on so many levels. Those pictured would be tourists from the north.

"FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh?

TAGS: canada humor august assignment
Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:07 am
can someone PM me so I can be sure of this one
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:57 pm

LIBERAL PALMISTRY 101 - The little palm reading I know tells me you don't have much time left as a party 'leader'... sorry.

TAGS: liberal canada fail ignatieff
Rating: 1.8/5


TAGS: canada and tth tribute saskawhat
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:56 pm
If anyone is voting down posters based on user or tribute, I advise that it stops now.


TAGS: canada family fun
Rating: 4.7/5

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spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:37 pm
Lol. Bring your insect repellant. Is Lady Sasquatch checking the up*****?


TAGS: canada tribute old time hockey eh
Rating: 4.47/5

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whatukno - June 26, 2010, 1:34 am
5L But Lord Stanley's cup belongs in Detroit. :D
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:07 am
Thank you Gentlemen.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:45 pm
awesome, eh
spacedog - June 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
Nice one Iceman. 5L

IT'S A SAD DAY - It Was Bound To Come Out

TAGS: can a duh canada sad tribute
Rating: 4.36/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 3:19 am
After like a minute of scratching my head, looking at the comments,... watching Canada's video, and doing a fist pump after seeing the video (go Canada, yay) I think I finally get the poster.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:08 pm
score one for canada!
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:42 pm
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
it's ok that canada doesn't get it. fitting in fact. i wouldn't understand either about a can of duh. sheesh.
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:25 pm
I dont get it
rerun - April 10, 2010, 2:24 pm

most people won't get it.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:20 pm
I buy that in cases...


TAGS: canada superhero
Rating: 4.29/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:08 am
Dude, gravy.


BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.

TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looky there another 5

SORRY 'MERICA - this party's only for Gold medal champs.

TAGS: canada gold
Rating: 3.65/5

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CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!

TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.

LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.

TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.

TEAM CANADA - There Is Only Gold

TAGS: canada team hockey
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - February 19, 2010, 3:37 am
The maple leaf seems to be imbued with West-Coast Indian imagery. Nice touch.
TheGoat - February 19, 2010, 2:41 am
Nearly didn't happen tonight thanks to the Swiss!

ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - Why not just park it?

BEST BEER IN THE WORLD - Can't be purchased in Scotland. WHY NOT ?

ARKANSAS - Putting the Red into Rednecks for over 200 years.

TAGS: arkansas the usa s little piece of canada
Rating: 2.11/5

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MustyK - February 24, 2010, 3:06 am
You're right, I went looking at your profile and found all 33 of them !! By the way, apart from 33 posters and a lot of crap comments, just what have you contributed to Motifake since May 6th, 2009 ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 10:06 am
Look what Mustyk found!!! Worst motifake ever. 1L.

PATRIOTISM - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: canada flag patriotism
Rating: 1.77/5

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Derek - February 23, 2010, 6:16 pm
A slacker's version

WOULD YOU TRUST A LIBERAL? - Iggy: If you vote for me... I will only raise your tax by this much...

TAGS: liberal fail canada
Rating: 1.1/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 3:43 pm
I agree with that pinko commie conservative: CANADA. Well said comrade. *snickers*
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 3:16 pm
there is enough politics on this site already, why are you posting canadian stuff now?

Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm
Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.

Justin Bieber -

TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?

The U.S. / Canadian border -

TAGS: u s canada border
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:21 pm
Haha great episode cranky! Thanks for the 5Ls :)
chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:20 pm
So that's what you guys are up to Prissy, we all thought you were just tryin to stay warm! Well here's a tip if you want to blend in when you come to California: use the word "like" every third word. You know, like, pretend to, like, be a local :D
crankyhead - November 24, 2013, 2:49 pm
Time for a 5impsons quote: Monorail, monorail, monorail...
MissPriss - November 24, 2013, 1:33 pm
We spend the time trying to learn American English. Y'all knows what the 5L I'm talkin' aboot eh?

Pwissy Gwaffiti -

TAGS: pwissy oh canada
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 6, 2013, 6:01 am
We don't got no f*cking phone booths any longer down here, Pwissy! Go ahead - make my Motifake Day, baby!
MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 12:16 am
Us canucks are very polite people. But once in a very long while, for a split second, we live on the edge...muhahaha. You're next Ugs.
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:56 pm
Defacing the Canadian TARDIS! For Shame, Miss Priss!

Decaying orbit -

TAGS: canada contest loaf of bread wonder toast
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:10 am
WTF is that all a boot eh? Greeny you're now officially banned from Canadian bacon! Screw it...maple syrup too! Now dawg on the other hand played nice...here boy...triple layered 5L bacon burger. Enjoy!
Greeny - March 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
It's trickery - just like that canuckian bacon!

Canadian Summers -

TAGS: canada winter summer
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 30, 2013, 10:31 pm

Both days of summer here in Wyoming would have been perfect, but it hailed~~and we had a tornado.
maoworks2 - October 30, 2013, 5:19 pm
And A Beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2013, 5:05 pm
Yet just over the invisible border it was sunny and warm in North Dakota......silly.

Manitoba Fishermen -


TAGS: and canada
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 25, 2012, 9:12 am
Yeah, we really don’t want to go there….but, hey, what a poster that’d make….hmmm……
steve1961 - November 25, 2012, 3:15 am
btw it's steve1961...like you stated above...steve1969 sounds like some unholy union of steve1961 and Rick69...and I do mean unholy...
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 1:21 pm
HAH! Glad you saw this, Steve. Cheers, mate
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 1:00 pm
Don't watch hockey...and rarely watch the Children's Football League...
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 12:58 pm
Popped in and gave it 5L. Now back to watchin' TV...
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 7:11 pm
or CFL games....
spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:02 pm
Steve must be looking so sad due to the fact there's no hockey on the tube.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 6:55 pm
‘…those in North American’….’steve1969’…tryptophan; I hate you
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 6:50 pm
Yeah, it’s a limited audience for memfakes. Mooooooooooooooooooo, MissPriss, and steve1961 are the northernmost fun pals of those in North American. I just got going on steve1961’s avatar a bit and couldn’t let it go…. C'est la vie
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
Still gave me a lol, though I missed the inside joke. :)
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 5:27 pm
Well, x, it’s an inside joke, so, yeah, you won’t get it. Appreciate your opinion on my length. Have a nice day.
xfirestop - November 22, 2012, 5:15 pm
dont get the Canada post...WAY too long ...belongs in theDept of Redundancy Dept...lame
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 2:46 pm
Any time, Missy….just kinda hoping steve1969 will pop in to see this…..
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 2:05 pm
Canadians...once again smarter than most...we get our figure back just in time for Christmas, we celebrate Thanksgiving early...thanks Gary for once someone has depicted me accurately teehee.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:25 pm
Well crap, wonder where the phook ‘Cananda’ is…..
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:24 pm
Back atcha Mao
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:14 pm
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody, Mao.

Walmart -

TAGS: walmart canada celebration prices free
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:50 am
Thanks mao, but gotta "run"...they're about to rollback the price on toilet paper...bahaha!
maoworks2 - August 5, 2014, 1:02 pm
Yah Ah I really Like This One MissPriss.


TAGS: summer fashions canada humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - March 30, 2014, 8:15 pm

MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 8:02 pm

Springtime in Canada -

TAGS: spring canada snow motorcycle shiny
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oldsod - April 19, 2014, 9:01 pm
...and it looks a little like a snow covered Easter Bunny.

WHEN CANADIANS GET UGLY - Never ever tick off a Canadian enough to invoke a violent protest!

TAGS: weather protest canada
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 4:10 pm
From one cold ugly person to someone who knows sheet aboot Canadians...we do and we like it that way. Thank you. Come again.
christabel - February 20, 2014, 8:47 am
and theyre always ugly.... like all cold people...
christabel - February 20, 2014, 8:46 am
don't they all live in igloos? and dress like lumber-jacks?
spacedog - March 24, 2013, 7:23 pm
For you Missy, no problemo. Canadians are where the term stormtrooper first came from, and not the useless ones in Star Wars. Once you get them going they'll give you an "aboot" in the a$$.
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 4:33 pm
Give us a hand eh?
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:14 pm
Heh, or we'll politely ask you to stop.

On your mark, get set... -

TAGS: go canada
Rating: 4.67/5

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chickenlittle - April 7, 2014, 12:24 am
Haha EmilioD, that took me forever to get that comment, very good! :)
chickenlittle - April 7, 2014, 12:23 am
Thanks MissP! I knew one of them had to be you too, just didn't know which one.
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:05 pm
How many King Aurthers do we need?
MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:32 am
Wow little...one year I almost came 1st! But just before the finish, my stick found an ice fishing hole! 5L for the poster. I'm the 2nd on the right of the pic.


TAGS: ism sarcasm shack rerun mooooo canada day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Greeny - July 2, 2013, 7:15 am
Lamb Chops? Shari is going to be pissed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 7:46 pm
I just ate 4 lamb chops, the cutest of the edible animal babies....Beers around the campfire in the back yard tonight. We'll have an excellent view of the fireworks without the traffic hassle. Happy Canada day Motifake!
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:58 pm
Happy Maple Day! I'll be out getting a sunburn and happily drunk today with many fellow Canadians. Cheers!
Ism - July 1, 2013, 1:05 pm
Moooooo embraces Vegan Lifestyle.... That Alone is worth 5L's... the Anonymous 1 Lion Critic must be Rupert Murdoch

YOINK! - Quick Fred! Grab the... never mind. #@*%. What are we still doing here? Why did I listen to you? Ice fishing... bah!

Dirty Doctor Seuss -

TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.

Welcome -

TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.43/5

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Airman - July 23, 2014, 11:06 pm
they're visiting
twhanna - July 23, 2014, 12:55 pm
That's not even an Alberta Licence Plate, It's from Washington.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:04 pm
Why you! No one talks aboot the cheese curds for the poutine eh...bastrad!

Ughomer - Canada Closed for July 1 Holiday -

TAGS: canada independence day holiday
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 2:01 pm
Memo: Dear Boss: Off lobster hunting in the wilds of Saskatchewan. Could be a while!

Newfies -



TAGS: tribute roast canada
Rating: 4.17/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2010, 6:54 pm
lol, beats anne murray

Drive Thru Car Wash -


TAGS: team canada tribute they honored their bet
Rating: 4.07/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:42 pm
HA! You beat me to it GS. Mine was going along the lines of Looking Foolish over national pride. 5Ls, well done dude.
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 9:03 pm
rematch sign up are in the forum
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
5L and that's some esteemed company.
TheTrashHeap - February 25, 2010, 7:53 pm
Looks like we may have a chance at redemption. 5L
CANADA - February 25, 2010, 3:13 pm
Deal me in next hand!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 3:09 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Considering where your mouth has been GS.....you're awful ****y. 5L
MO - February 25, 2010, 2:16 pm
GS has been keeping score for the Winners (US) and the losers (everybody else) in the US v Canada thread. Sign up there....
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 2:14 pm
I am down what are the terms? and who all wants in.
MO - February 25, 2010, 2:12 pm
I see the US sweeping!! Hell, I'd be surprised it Canada even wins the next game.......
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 2:05 pm
Any American that goes for Canada is an effin communist in my book! At least as far as this bet goes!!!!!!!
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 2:00 pm
I would get in on that. though i am not sure who will win. i dont see the US taking them twice. still hard to root for canada
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 1:59 pm
Ditto! Im game!
MrRandom - February 25, 2010, 1:58 pm
I'm up for another round if both teams go to gold.
MO - February 25, 2010, 1:26 pm
Awwwwwww!!! 5 meeses!!

PRETTY NICE, EH? - pass me another Labatts

TAGS: canada day no tags
Rating: 4/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 3:38 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo thinks these are in every town!
Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 3:37 pm

loved it...still chuckling. maybe you have to be canadian to appreciate it.


TAGS: canada hate latin look it up
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:35 am
5, by the way.
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:35 am
Sorry. I'm being a troll. All those years under that bridge...
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:34 am
Constant diligence! We beat them on their own turf in their own sport, because Americans pwn everything. Everything.
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
Every Canadian poster i see today must receive the following comment 5-3
some guy - August 10, 2009, 5:53 am
"Who cares if they hate; so long as they fear." Huh. Seems to describe Bush-era USA more...
CANADA - August 7, 2009, 8:10 am
it keeps us safe!

BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.

TAGS: healthcare canada usa vancouver games
Rating: 3.68/5

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know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 10:25 pm
i can't have everything i ever wanted until i die because i will still be wanting different things while i am alive, :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:37 am
*much....(I've gotta stop drinking)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:35 am
That would be a horrible thing to go to children....I'm as ashamed as I could be....(which isn't nuch)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:33 am
Whatever floats yer boat...as it were.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 7:27 am
On waffles or in them? Or both? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:14 am
I've got a honeybee extractor as well.......do they like honey-oil on their waffles....I know I do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:11 am
What?......I've got a Vaporizer...They're kid friendly.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 6:45 am
LoL @ your last sentence. Should I light them a cigarette and pop open their beer, too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:05 am
Any time, We could use more American visitors of your caliber.......Bring your kids, I've got plenty of weed.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 10:46 pm
Oh, snap, Moo! Here I come...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:41 pm
And Weed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:40 pm
I don't take pills anymore.....(the spiders)....But if you or TOC wanna come visit the next time you get sick, I'll gladly tell the hospital that we're related and score you some free health care. Also, We have Beer.
lagame - February 24, 2010, 2:41 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a daughter and wife, and I pay the healthcare for them.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:39 pm
TOC and I would both feel better about our current situations, if Mooo+ would share some of those I feel good pills
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 2:36 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a ****ty job. Now, you may ask, "Why don't you go get a better job?" I'm in school, see, and at present I'm in my best situation. How nice for you that you have everything you ever wanted, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:27 pm
I have Healthcare because I'm Canadian and I'm Awesome.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 2:26 pm
i have healthcare because i have a job. people without healthcare choose to be without healthcare. i once had a job without healthcare, but i wanted healthcare so i got a better job with benefits. i think people should have to work for wants & needs
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 1:59 pm
i like the poster but the caption could have been better. and the metal round has not started yet so its not over.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 1:24 pm
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5h0QC7bditrEb3wYz_6_b-gsGGDxA Pointing out Hypocrisy doesn't make me a sore or bad winner. If anything he should have had it done in Canada to prove how great it is there.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:55 am
I disagree. Go to the forum and look under the USA Vs Canada thread. And bring your funny, not a pissy attitude. (don't 1L my sumo either) XD
lagame - February 23, 2010, 11:52 am
Americans... bad winners...
Densaku - February 23, 2010, 11:50 am
Actually she made a point. But she forgot to mention we have real beer too...Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
What?........you wanna rethink that JMac? Talk aboot bad loosers.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 10:49 am
And yet you still come here to see a doctor for anything more than the sniffles.

DON'T MESS WITH CANADA - he loves his hockey